Video Game and Comic Inspired Films

oh geeze. i just have to say right off the bat, that very few of these films are actually worth watching.

i'm gonna name a few that come to mind which will be followed by why they sucked or why they rocked my socks.

Resident Evil, Resident Evil Apocalypse, and Resident Evil Extinction:

ALL THREE ARE HORRIBLE!!! first off, i have played several of the RE games. and these movies did not due them any justice what so ever! who the fuck is this alice bitch?! why in the world would the writers of these films create some random ass character o_O. and then make her the basis of all three films. HELLO! did these people bother playing any of the games. let me throw out some key players in the RE series: Jill Valentine, Clare Redfield, Leon Kennedy, Ada Wong, Chris Redfield.. and several others. Jill barely had a role in RE2 the movie. they didn't even explained what happened to her in part 3. and clare's role was just retarded. and what the fuck is up with alice's mental abilities to destroy things with her mind. STUPID FUCKIN TRIOLOGY OF A BULL SHIT MOVIES.



X-Men, X-men:X2, and X-men: The Last Stand:

i'm not the biggest X-men fan, but i tell you one thing. if i made just one x-men movie i would have done the following:
1) Storm = Angela Basset. storm is tall muscular and has a demanding voice. i love Halle but she just isn't a good storm.
2) made Rougue the ostentatious, loud southern bell with that country flavor she has.
3) would not have waited to the 4 film (which is a sub story for wolverine) to include gambit in the movie
4) jubilee, cable, and bishop would have so been in this
5) Iceman would not have been a total bitch boy
6) i love sir ian but magneto was not some scrawny old man. beef the dude up.
7) cyclops is a little pussy whiped, but he also had a set of balls -_-
8) the professor would not have gone boom in the third installment.

i cant talk about this one anymore it makes me upset just thinking about it.

i'mma post more to this entry soon but now it's dinner time!